Echo|Fox (
Mon, 18 Dec 2000 02:29:19 -0700

> Hehe, it kinda sounds like the body of a really bad joke.
> Q: Where does the Hi-Zak store its beam saber?
> A: Where ever it wants to :P
> Anybody else feel like making up some really bad Gundam jokes?
> -G

Q: What's black and purple and floating through space?
A: The Black Trinary after Amuro got through with them.

Most Sexually Suggestive Gundam Catchphrases:
1) Shining Finger
2) Darkness Finger
3) Quattro Vagina. 'Nuff said.
4) ... more?

How about some Gundam Yo'Momma variants...
"Your mobile suit is so slow that even a Ball could outrun it!"
"Your mobile suit is so poorly armored that even Kou Uraki could take you

Or Gundam redneck jokes?
"You might be a Zaku/GM pilot if ...
"... your insurance agent refuses to sell you a policy because you are 'too
high a risk'."
"... upon informing your family of your profession, they begin making
funeral arrangements."
"... you actually live through a battle, but just before you land back on
your carrier, your reactor breaches and explodes."

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