jose luis manalansan 4 (nerv@teammail.com)
Tue, 12 Sep 2000 15:58:55 +0800


-----Original Message-----
From: "Echo|Fox" <echofox@wingzero.net>
Date: Tue, 12 Sep 2000 00:14:27 -0700
Subject: Fw: [gundam] [Humor] Anaheim Electronics Customer Satisfaction
Survey

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>
> I was cleaning out my inbox (gah! 500 unsorted messages going back 6
> months.
> Unpleasantness.) and found this bit of comedy from a while back on
> the list.
> Burke, you might want to add this to the humor page since its just so
> damned
> good =)
>
> ---
> Nicholas "Echo|Fox" Paufler
> http://www.wingzero.net - Home of the High Quality Gundam Image
> Archive
> "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts
> agree,
> is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer
> professionals. We
> cause accidents." - Nathaniel Borenstein
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Andrew Dynon" <ajdynon@students.latrobe.edu.au>
> To: <mektonz@mecha.com>; <gundam@aeug.org>
> Sent: Sunday, April 30, 2000 4:03 AM
> Subject: [gundam] [Humor] Anaheim Electronics Customer Satisfaction
> Survey
>
>
> > This is an adaption of the McDonnel Douglas Customer Satisfaction
> Survey
> > found at www.terrylane.melb.com/tweek.html
> >
> > Warranty Card
> > Thank you for purchasing an Anaheim Electronics mobile suit. In
> order to
> > protect your new investment, please take a few minutes to fill out
> the
> > warranty registration card below.
> >
> > Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information
> will
> > help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and
> desires.
> >
> > 1. [ ] Mr. [ ] Mrs. [ ] Ms. [ ] Miss [ ] Lt. [ ] Gen. [ ]
> Archduke
> > [ ] Classified [ ] Other first name:
> > Initial:
> > Last Name:
> > Password (Max. 8 Characters):
> > Code Name/Nickname:
> > Latitude-Longitude-Altitude:
> >
> > 2. Which model mobile suit did you purchase?
> > [ ] MS-06 Zaku
> > [ ] RX-78 Gundam
> > [ ] RGM-79 GM
> > [ ] MSZ-006 Zeta Gundam
> > [ ] Classified
> >
> > 3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 00__/__/__
> >
> > 4. Serial Number:
> >
> > 5. Please check where this product was purchased
> > [ ] Recieved as a gift/aid package
> > [ ] Catalog showroom
> > [ ] Independent arms broker
> > [ ] Mail order
> > [ ] Discount store
> > [ ] Stolen (adolescent newtype)
> > [ ] Stolen (other)
> > [ ] Classified
    [ ] Found in a junkyard
> >
> > 6. Please check how you became aware of the Anaheim Electronics
> mobile
> suit
> > you have just purchased
> > [ ] Heard feet stomping/shooting, looked up
> > [ ] Store display
> > [ ] Espionage
> > [ ] Recommended by friend/relative/ally
> > [ ] Political lobbying by manufacturer
> > [ ] Lying around with cockpit open
    [ ] Test piloting MS
> > [ ] Was attacked by one
> >
> > 7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your
> decision
> to
> > purchase this Anaheim Electronics product
> > [ ] Style / Appearance
> > [ ] Speed / Manuverability
> > [ ] Price / Value
> > [ ] Comfort / Convenience
> > [ ] Kickback / Bribe
> > [ ] Reccommended by salesperson
> > [ ] Anaheim Electronics reputation
> > [ ] Advanced weapons systems
> > [ ] Backroom politics
> > [ ] Negative experiences opposing one in combat
> >
> > 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used
> > [ ] North America
> > [ ] Colonies
> > [ ] Colonies
> > [ ] Middle East
> > [ ] Colonies
> > [ ] Europe
> > [ ] Colonies
> > [ ] Space (not colonies)
> > [ ] Colonies
> > [ ] Africa
> > [ ] Colonies
> > [ ] Asia / Far East
> > [ ] Colonies
> > [ ] Misc. Earth
> > [ ] Colonies
> > [ ] Classified
> > [ ] Colonies
> >
> > 9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to
> purchase
> > in the near future
> > [ ] Color TV
> > [ ] VCR
> > [ ] Droppable Space Colony
> > [ ] Ridiculously-powerful Beam Gun
> > [ ] CD Player
> > [ ] Artificial Newtype
> > [ ] Space Fleet
> > [ ] Home Computer
> > [ ] Nuclear Weapon
    [ ] Psycho Frame Upgrade Kit
    [ ] Portable Minovsky Craft
    [ ] Tem Rei Circuits
    
> >
> > 10. How would you describe yourself or your organisation?
> > (Check all that apply)
> > [ ] Anti-Earthnoid
> > [ ] Anti-Spacenoid
> > [ ] Terrorist
> > [ ] Crazed
> > [ ] Neutral
> > [ ] Fascist
> > [ ] Dictatorship
> > [ ] Corrupt
> > [ ] Incompetent
> >
> > 11. How did you pay for your Anaheim Electronics product?
> > [ ] Deficit spending
> > [ ] Cash
> > [ ] Bars of gold
> > [ ] Personal check
> > [ ] Credit card
> > [ ] Ransom money
> > [ ] Travelers' cheque
> >
> > 12. Your Occupation
> > [ ] Homemaker
> > [ ] Sales / Marketing
> > [ ] Angst-ridden teenager
> > [ ] Revolutionary
> > [ ] Clerical
> > [ ] Mercenary
> > [ ] Tyrant
> > [ ] Middle management
> > [ ] Defense Minister/ General
> > [ ] Retired
> >
> > 13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please
> indicate the
> > interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
> participating
> > on a regular basis
> > [ ] Golf
> > [ ] Boating / Sailing
> > [ ] Sabotage
> > [ ] Running / Jogging
> > [ ] Propaganda / Disinformation
> > [ ] Destabilisation / Overthrow
> > [ ] Angst
> > [ ] Gardening
> > [ ] Crafts
> > [ ] Black market / Smuggling
> > [ ] Collectibles / Collections
> > [ ] Watching sports on TV
> > [ ] Wines
> > [ ] Interrogation / Torture
> > [ ] Household pets (includes Haro-style robots)
> > [ ] Crushing rebellions
> > [ ] Espionage / Reconnisance
> > [ ] Fashion clothing
> > [ ] Border disputes
    [ ] Colony Gassing
    [ ] Colony dropping
> > [ ] Mutually Assured Destruction
> >
> > Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
> answers
> > will be used in market studies that will help Anaheim Electronics
> serve
> you
> > better in the future - as well as allowing you to recieve mailings
> and
> > special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups
> and
> > mysterious consortia.
> >
> > As a bonus for responding to this survey, you wil be registered to
> win a
> > brand new RX-78GP02 in our Operation Stardust sweepstakes!
> >
> > Comments or suggestions about our mobile suits?
> > Please write to:
> > ANAHEIM ELECTRONICS
> > Marketing Department
> > Military Aerospace Division

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