CHRISTOPHER MARTI (cmarti@home.com)
Fri, 14 Jul 2000 19:10:27 -0400


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!! YOU ARE T FUNNY!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Chris "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!" M.~

Leslie_R wrote:
>
> Audience: Jerrry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
>
> Jerry: oh stopit *grin* if you're just joining us now we're talking tow
> two estranged siblings that have just been reunited and it has not so
> far been a happy reunion.. please say hello to Milliardo and Relena
> PeaceCraft!
>
> Audience: *cheers*
>
> Releana: it's a pleasure to be here Mr. Springer
>
> Zechs: *harumpf*
>
> Jerry: the pleasure is mine, no Milliardo.. or should i cal you Zechs?
> you don't seem to be able to see eye-to-eye with your sister.. how come?
>
> Zechs: because she's a scatter-brained twit without the sense to form a
> sufficent defense force when our father's kingdom was beset by warring
> nations on all boarders
>
> Releana: *jumps up and confronts Zechs*n that's absurd, our father was
> devoted ot the ideal of total pacifisim, i was just following his
> dream..
>
> Zechs: the same dream that got our kingdom overrun in the first place..
> i know ful well that total peace is a wonderfull and glorious ideal..
> but i've been around enouhg to know you don't throw away yoru gun untill
> the other guy does first..
>
> Jerry: Whoa whoa whao whoa now.. i can see why tempers are flaring
> here.. but is this difference in philosophy really not just the tip of
> the iceberg?
>
> Releana and Zechs: huh? hmm?
>
> Jerry: could it not be becaus you both have a certain special interst
> in.. This man, let's bring him out
>
> *Heero Yuy enters form stage right*
>
> Releana: HEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOO!!!
>
> Heero: *does the "talk ot the hand" gesture to Releana* Omae O Korousu
>
> Audience: ooooooooooohhhhhh!!
>
> Jerry: i kinda get the feeling he dosn't like you Releana
>
> Releana: it isn't true, why? why would Heero protect me then?
>
> Heero: because you're a ditz and i felt sorry for you
>
> Zechs: hello Heero
>
> Heero: hello Zechs
>
> *both glare at each other from across the stage whiel Releana bursts
> into tears*
>
> Jerry: i sense a little latent hostility in the room
>
> Zechs: it's an old rivalry, one of us must prove who is the strongest
> warrior
>
> Heero: one of us is, and Zero told me who
>
> Zechs: *throwing up his arms in exasperation* there you go again, "zero
> told me this, zero told me that" you need to spend some time awya from
> that Mobile suit before you start having problems
>
> Heero: wha? i.. i don't have a problem
>
> Jerry: other than Zero System addiction?
>
> Heero: but.. i.. but.. what about Him and Epyon
>
> Zechs: *shudders* don't get me started on that monstrosity Treize built
>
> Jerry: oh yes that reminds me, Zechs? we have a little suprise for you..
> let's bring out our next guest
>
> *Trieze Kushranada steps in and makes his way over to his chari past the
> weeping Releana, Herro.. who's left hand is starting to tremble, and
> Zechs, who's teeth you can hear grinding down the hall*
>
> Trieze: it's an honor Jerry
>
> Jerry: we're glad to have you
>
> Zechs: *stands up and points at Treize* YOU!!
>
> Treize: wha?
>
> Zechs: it's becaus of You i can't get a date on saturday nights with any
> decent women.. they all think i'm Kushranada's little blond boy-toy
>
> Treize: *stnds up incensed* how dare you. where did you get these
> meaningless accusations
>
> Jerry: you mean you don't have strong feelings for him Treize?
>
> Treize: i'll admit i do, but not the kind the foul filthy gutter-minds
> of this day and age would concieve of.. my interest in Zechs is purely
> as a Military collegue, a martial peer.. we are warriors and soldiers
> destened to fight the good fight to protect peace in our time..
>
> Zechs: so that's why Epyon, the Gundam you designed for Me.. is armed
> with a whip?
>
> Treize: umm, i.. uhh
>
> Zechs: i'm not even going to get into the imagry of that giant beam
> sword.. and what's worse, when i leave before it's compleated who do yo
> give it to? a pretty little 15 year old!
>
> Heero: you sick Bastard!
>
> Zechs: ooohhh, my therapist was so right about you
>
> Heero: oh my GOD!
>
> Jerry: what is it Heero?
>
> Heero: i was passed-out a good hour or more after Treize let me
> 'test-drive' his epyon.. who knows what that low-life pervert could have
> done?
>
> Releana: *throws herself on Heero* oh my poor Heero!
>
> Heero: AAGGHHHH!! *triggers the self-detonate switch under his chair and
> is hurled into the audience by the blast, miraculously he is saved by
> having his fall broken by a very large woman in the 5th row*
>
> Treize: this is outrageous, i could never do such a *Whonk!* Ugh..
>
> Zechs: *still holding his chair* thake that you twisted pedophillic
> sodomite!
>
> Jerry: we'll be right back
>
> (coments? additoins? feel free.. let's see how long we can keep this
> going, add new character, new plot twists, go to town :)
>
> --Les
>
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