Sedusa66@aol.com
Wed, 12 Jul 2000 02:40:53 EDT


Ooh.... You have no shame.......

In a message dated 7/11/00 9:55:13 PM Pacific Daylight Time, gundam@loop.com
writes:

> Go right ahead... here's some more for good measure, grab the ones you like:
>
> - How many Zakus does it take to gas a colony?
> I dunno. How many burritos did they eat?
>
> - How come there are no Hellos in Char's Counterattack?
> What are you talking about, Char stuck one in the head of his Sazabi!
>
> - Why wasn't Crossbone Gundam animated?
> Can't afford to get mistaken with Gundam X
>
> - What do you call a Bigzam whose legs are shot off?
> An Azzam
>
> - What if Microsoft runs Anaheim Electronics?
> What do you mean, "if"?
>
> - What was the last thing Lalah said to Amuro before she died?
> "If I have never met you then your awful haircut would have never
> registered to distract me in battle!"
>
> - Why does Krishia wear that mask?
> She's doing the Single White Female thing on Char
>
> - What if Char was raised by the mob?
> He'd order hits on the Zabis instead of getting his own hands dirty, but
> Sayla still gets that briefcase of gold
>
> - Why did Char adopt the name "Quattro Vagina"?
> Nothing says "I am unavailable" more than a surname like that! Really
> makes potential mates think twice about their married name
>
> - Why wasn't there a TV series sequel to ZZ Gundam?
> People were ready to doze off by then.
>
> - How did Dozul get the scars on his face?
> Did you notice what he's wearing on his shoulders? Duh!
>
> - How did they manage to scale down the mobile suits since UC 0123?
> By getting rid of the Minovsky toilet under the cockpit. Bonus: guess
> what powers the new "beam shield"!
>
> - Who designed the Gouf?
> Giren's personal dominatrix
>
> - Why did the Zeons develop amphibious mobile suits?
> Because spacenoids can't swim, dammit!
>
> - Did you hear about how the Feds screwed up with the RX-78?
> You mean they made it humanoid and nothing on it resembles a dam?
>
> - Zeon grunt A: What was the standard squad formation for the Feds?
> Zeon grunt B: One GM, two Balls
> Zeon grunt C: You're not a real man if you score kills on Ball-less GMs
>
> - Why was the Gyan axed in favor of Gelgoog?
> Its skirt armor exposed its weakness
>
> Some non-UC ones:
>
> - Why does the Turn-A Gundam has a mustache instead of a V fin?
> Y2K bug in its nano-tech repair system
>
> - Why was Duo all beat up?
> He tried Heero's pickup line on Hilde
>
> - Why did Sunrise axe Gundam X?
> They saw the next Gundam upgrade and decided the show is no longer
> suitable for kids
>
>
> Eddie
>

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