Edward Ju (gundam@loop.com)
Tue, 11 Jul 2000 21:54:36 -0700
>Would you three mind if I stole these for the new Gundam Humor Page on Mecha
>Domain? I need to start a new "Tacky Gundam Jokes" section. :P Let me
>know, thanks in advance!
>
>
>-Burke "Burkenator" Rukes
>god_of_gundams@hotmail.com
Go right ahead... here's some more for good measure, grab the ones you like:
- How many Zakus does it take to gas a colony?
I dunno. How many burritos did they eat?
- How come there are no Hellos in Char's Counterattack?
What are you talking about, Char stuck one in the head of his Sazabi!
- Why wasn't Crossbone Gundam animated?
Can't afford to get mistaken with Gundam X
- What do you call a Bigzam whose legs are shot off?
An Azzam
- What if Microsoft runs Anaheim Electronics?
What do you mean, "if"?
- What was the last thing Lalah said to Amuro before she died?
"If I have never met you then your awful haircut would have never
registered to distract me in battle!"
- Why does Krishia wear that mask?
She's doing the Single White Female thing on Char
- What if Char was raised by the mob?
He'd order hits on the Zabis instead of getting his own hands dirty, but
Sayla still gets that briefcase of gold
- Why did Char adopt the name "Quattro Vagina"?
Nothing says "I am unavailable" more than a surname like that! Really
makes potential mates think twice about their married name
- Why wasn't there a TV series sequel to ZZ Gundam?
People were ready to doze off by then.
- How did Dozul get the scars on his face?
Did you notice what he's wearing on his shoulders? Duh!
- How did they manage to scale down the mobile suits since UC 0123?
By getting rid of the Minovsky toilet under the cockpit. Bonus: guess
what powers the new "beam shield"!
- Who designed the Gouf?
Giren's personal dominatrix
- Why did the Zeons develop amphibious mobile suits?
Because spacenoids can't swim, dammit!
- Did you hear about how the Feds screwed up with the RX-78?
You mean they made it humanoid and nothing on it resembles a dam?
- Zeon grunt A: What was the standard squad formation for the Feds?
Zeon grunt B: One GM, two Balls
Zeon grunt C: You're not a real man if you score kills on Ball-less GMs
- Why was the Gyan axed in favor of Gelgoog?
Its skirt armor exposed its weakness
Some non-UC ones:
- Why does the Turn-A Gundam has a mustache instead of a V fin?
Y2K bug in its nano-tech repair system
- Why was Duo all beat up?
He tried Heero's pickup line on Hilde
- Why did Sunrise axe Gundam X?
They saw the next Gundam upgrade and decided the show is no longer
suitable for kids
Eddie
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