Andrew Dynon (adyn1@students.latrobe.edu.au)
Wed, 24 Nov 1999 08:57:52 +1100


WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Amuro: It wasn't doing it because it wanted to!

Lalah: Chicken, why did you have to cross the road now? It's already too
late!

Char: Its soul is weighted down by gravity.

Kou: It's all Gato's fault! -gnnkk!!-

Hiiro: Chicken o korosu.

Wu Fei: Because it is weak.

Lady Une: Because it is a worthless colony chicken.

Relena: Chicken, remember to come back and kill me!

Tifa: [to the chicken] Cross the road... turn left... now right...
left... right...

Who's got some more?

Oh, and here's another joke, courtesy of the Mekton Bastion. Be warned, it
is BAD.

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Why did the Mobile Suit cross orbit?
To get to the other Side.
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Andrew Dynon

"Humiliation is nothing to be ashamed of."
- Justy Ueki Tylor

"Stories have to be told to exist. They exist in the telling and retelling."
- Itzhak Roeh

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