Andrew Dynon (email@example.com)
Wed, 24 Nov 1999 08:57:52 +1100
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Amuro: It wasn't doing it because it wanted to!
Lalah: Chicken, why did you have to cross the road now? It's already too
Char: Its soul is weighted down by gravity.
Kou: It's all Gato's fault! -gnnkk!!-
Hiiro: Chicken o korosu.
Wu Fei: Because it is weak.
Lady Une: Because it is a worthless colony chicken.
Relena: Chicken, remember to come back and kill me!
Tifa: [to the chicken] Cross the road... turn left... now right...
Who's got some more?
Oh, and here's another joke, courtesy of the Mekton Bastion. Be warned, it
Why did the Mobile Suit cross orbit?
To get to the other Side.
"Humiliation is nothing to be ashamed of."
- Justy Ueki Tylor
"Stories have to be told to exist. They exist in the telling and retelling."
- Itzhak Roeh
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