Chris Beilby (cbeilby@home.com)
Wed, 04 Aug 1999 23:00:01 -0700


Richard Grabber wrote:
>
> --- margie b <smarg22@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Date: Thu, 10 Jun 1999 12:46:02 -0700 (PDT)
> > From: margie b <smarg22@yahoo.com>
> > Subject: funny stuffs yo
> > To: akesha bates <lv2dance27@hotmail.com>, Megan
> > Carey <megagrl69@yahoo.com>,
> > sean daily <Onnerkins@aol.com>, adrienne eberhart
> > <Vb73bird@aol.com>,
> > Khalil Garriott <TTplaya@aol.com>, Sarah gilman
> > <turtles15_98@yahoo.com>,
> > Richard Grabber <big_floppy_ears_69@yahoo.com>,
> > hanson <webster69@aol.com>,
> > erica jackson <Cmmdee@aol.com>, john
> > <lifeofj@juno.com>,
> > Alan Lanier <Fore110011@aol.com>, allison nossett
> > <Trackzlife@aol.com>
> >
> >
> >
> > Note: forwarded message attached.
> >
> >
> _________________________________________________________
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>
> > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822
> > From: "Marc Poveromo" <mandrew@netrox.net>
> > To: "Margie Bennett" <smarg22@yahoo.com>
> > Subject: Fw: Fw: (no subject)
> > Date: Wed, 9 Jun 1999 23:54:14 -0400
> >
> >
> >
> > ----------
> > > From: EPoveromo@aol.com
> > > To: MAndrew@netrox.net
> > > Subject: Fwd: Fw: (no subject)
> > > Date: Tuesday, June 08, 1999 11:01 AM
> > >
> > >
> > >
>
> > ATTACHMENT part 2.2 message/rfc822
> > From: DrGloria@aol.com
> > Date: Mon, 7 Jun 1999 21:57:17 EDT
> > Subject: Re: Fw: (no subject)
> > To: HBaly@aol.com, JANTIGGER@aol.com,
> > Fran.Kump@usbio.com, MomLL@aol.com,
> > LilianeRechsteiner@compuserve.com,
> > scomann@home.com,
> > MarvSternb@aol.com, fabricartist@mindspring.com,
> > EPoveromo@aol.com,
> > BQuigs@aol.com, dkorngold@home.com
> >
> > Subject: Most Embarrassing Moments
> > The following are the winners of a Most Embarrassing
> > Moments Contest in the
> > "New Woman Magazine".
> > While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler
> > decided to release some
> > pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to
> > grab hold of her after
> > receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other
> > patrons. I told her that
> > if she did not start behaving "right now", she would
> > be punished.
> > To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a
> > voice just as
> > threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I
> > will tell Grandma that I
> > saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The
> > silence was deafening after
> > this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers
> > stopped what they were doing.
> > I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out
> > of the bank with my
> > daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the
> > door closed behind me were
> > screams of laughter ...
> > Amy Richardson; Stafford,Virginia
> > > > >> >
> > It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was
> > living at home, but my
> > parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited
> > my girlfriend over for a
> > romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making
> > love, we heard the
> > telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my
> > girlfriend that I give her a
> > piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to
> > miss the
> > call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we
> > got to the bottom of the
> > stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole
> > crowd of people yelled,
> > "SURPRISE
> > !!!" My entire family, aunts, uncles,
> > Grandparents, cousins and all my
> > friends were standing there. My girlfriend and I
> > were frozen in a state of
> > shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an
> > eternity. Since then, no one
> > in my family has planned a surprise party again ...
> > Tim Cahill; Poughkeepsie, New York
> > > > >> >
> > One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment"
> > stories I've come upon in a
> > long time was about a lady who picked up several
> > items at a discount store.
> > When she finally got up to the checker, she learned
> > that one of her items had
> > no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the
> > checker got on the intercom
> > and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE
> > CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN,
> > TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE." That was bad enough, but
> > somebody at the rear of the
> > store apparently misunderstood the word
> > "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like
> > tone, a voice boomed back
> > over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH
> > IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR
> > THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER ???"
> > > > >> >
> > A LITTLE BOY AND HIS TEACHER:
> > A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of
> > the class was squirming
> > around, scratching his crotch and not paying
> > attention. She went back to find
> > out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and
> > whispered that he had
> > just recently been circumcised and he was quite
> > itchy. The teacher told him
> > go down to the principal's office, he was to phone
> > his mother, and ask her
> > what he should do about it. He did it and he
> > returned to the classroom,
> > where he sat down in his seat. Suddenly, there was a
> > commotion at the back of
> > the room. She went back to investigate only to find
> > him sitting at his desk
> > with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to
> > call your mom." she
> > screamed. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if
> > I could stick it out
> > till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school. >>
> >
>
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