Richard Grabber (big_floppy_ears_69@yahoo.com)
Wed, 4 Aug 1999 10:37:41 -0700 (PDT)


--- margie b <smarg22@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Date: Thu, 10 Jun 1999 12:46:02 -0700 (PDT)
> From: margie b <smarg22@yahoo.com>
> Subject: funny stuffs yo
> To: akesha bates <lv2dance27@hotmail.com>, Megan
> Carey <megagrl69@yahoo.com>,
> sean daily <Onnerkins@aol.com>, adrienne eberhart
> <Vb73bird@aol.com>,
> Khalil Garriott <TTplaya@aol.com>, Sarah gilman
> <turtles15_98@yahoo.com>,
> Richard Grabber <big_floppy_ears_69@yahoo.com>,
> hanson <webster69@aol.com>,
> erica jackson <Cmmdee@aol.com>, john
> <lifeofj@juno.com>,
> Alan Lanier <Fore110011@aol.com>, allison nossett
> <Trackzlife@aol.com>
>
>
>
> Note: forwarded message attached.
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> ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822
> From: "Marc Poveromo" <mandrew@netrox.net>
> To: "Margie Bennett" <smarg22@yahoo.com>
> Subject: Fw: Fw: (no subject)
> Date: Wed, 9 Jun 1999 23:54:14 -0400
>
>
>
> ----------
> > From: EPoveromo@aol.com
> > To: MAndrew@netrox.net
> > Subject: Fwd: Fw: (no subject)
> > Date: Tuesday, June 08, 1999 11:01 AM
> >
> >
> >

> ATTACHMENT part 2.2 message/rfc822
> From: DrGloria@aol.com
> Date: Mon, 7 Jun 1999 21:57:17 EDT
> Subject: Re: Fw: (no subject)
> To: HBaly@aol.com, JANTIGGER@aol.com,
> Fran.Kump@usbio.com, MomLL@aol.com,
> LilianeRechsteiner@compuserve.com,
> scomann@home.com,
> MarvSternb@aol.com, fabricartist@mindspring.com,
> EPoveromo@aol.com,
> BQuigs@aol.com, dkorngold@home.com
>
> Subject: Most Embarrassing Moments
> The following are the winners of a Most Embarrassing
> Moments Contest in the
> "New Woman Magazine".
> While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler
> decided to release some
> pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to
> grab hold of her after
> receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other
> patrons. I told her that
> if she did not start behaving "right now", she would
> be punished.
> To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a
> voice just as
> threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I
> will tell Grandma that I
> saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The
> silence was deafening after
> this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers
> stopped what they were doing.
> I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out
> of the bank with my
> daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the
> door closed behind me were
> screams of laughter ...
> Amy Richardson; Stafford,Virginia
> > > >> >
> It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was
> living at home, but my
> parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited
> my girlfriend over for a
> romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making
> love, we heard the
> telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my
> girlfriend that I give her a
> piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to
> miss the
> call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we
> got to the bottom of the
> stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole
> crowd of people yelled,
> "SURPRISE
> !!!" My entire family, aunts, uncles,
> Grandparents, cousins and all my
> friends were standing there. My girlfriend and I
> were frozen in a state of
> shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an
> eternity. Since then, no one
> in my family has planned a surprise party again ...
> Tim Cahill; Poughkeepsie, New York
> > > >> >
> One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment"
> stories I've come upon in a
> long time was about a lady who picked up several
> items at a discount store.
> When she finally got up to the checker, she learned
> that one of her items had
> no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the
> checker got on the intercom
> and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE
> CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN,
> TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE." That was bad enough, but
> somebody at the rear of the
> store apparently misunderstood the word
> "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like
> tone, a voice boomed back
> over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH
> IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR
> THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER ???"
> > > >> >
> A LITTLE BOY AND HIS TEACHER:
> A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of
> the class was squirming
> around, scratching his crotch and not paying
> attention. She went back to find
> out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and
> whispered that he had
> just recently been circumcised and he was quite
> itchy. The teacher told him
> go down to the principal's office, he was to phone
> his mother, and ask her
> what he should do about it. He did it and he
> returned to the classroom,
> where he sat down in his seat. Suddenly, there was a
> commotion at the back of
> the room. She went back to investigate only to find
> him sitting at his desk
> with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to
> call your mom." she
> screamed. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if
> I could stick it out
> till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school. >>
>

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